View Full Version : Excuses excuses
danidop
19-01-2007, 04:20 AM
Ok What You Have to do is quite simple.
You Have to Pretend your a parent and Say something like, Why Didn't you
clean you're bike when i told you too, And the Person after you Has to Come
up With The Most Stupid Excuse ever, And then Has to make up a question for the person After him or her.
I will start with
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?:p
Because I did it earlier.
Why did you forget to use proper grammar and spelling in your thread post?
I didn't. :D
Why did you post after me?
Oh, I have no idea. I really don't. Seriously, no sarcasm! Why am I posting here? T_T
Why are there duck corpses inside a box in your closet?
They're not:D
Why did I post in here?!?!?
djtruefitt
19-01-2007, 08:21 AM
Because I have nothing better to do in my empty life.
Why are you online now?
Because im not offline,
Why did you run away to the circus then came how to realise there was a clone of you in the living room and you got rid of the clone and then read all of this?
It's all part of my evil plan...
Why haven't you dominated the world yet?
billiejoe1125
22-01-2007, 12:45 PM
because plankton from spongebob squarepants already dominated it
Why Dident u kill mr.bond?
Because I had no idea what "dident" means.
Why did you mudkips?
Because you did
What is wrong with you?
Nothing, I'm perfect, or try to be. :p
Are you perfect? :o
Belgiumlikeyeah
23-01-2007, 05:49 AM
Its hard to make up an excuse. So i'll just say yeah.
Why do you dare to doubt me?
Rosie
23-01-2007, 06:14 AM
Because you're Gutworm, and you worship Chuck Norris. Can't trust anyone who believes Chuck Norris is a Prime Minister.
Why do you hate mudkips?
Because I am British so I have never tried them.
Why does nobody know the meaning of life ?
Because it's not obvious :P
Why do i have just over 300 posts?
billiejoe1125
23-01-2007, 09:24 AM
because you are fat and decided no more chocholate bars for the day
Why Have you taken the grass from the yard and stomp on it and scream RUNESCAPE NOOBIST RUNESCAPE NOOBIST AI AI AI lol
billiejoe1125
23-01-2007, 12:17 PM
because you are fat and decided no more chocholate bars for the day
Why Have you taken the grass from the yard and stomp on it and scream RUNESCAPE NOOBIST RUNESCAPE NOOBIST AI AI AI lol
this really sucks you can just SKIP this PLEASE SKIP THIS!
Im sorry for Double posting i just wanted you to know
ratiasu
24-01-2007, 12:08 PM
Eh? Uh, I can't really make an excuse for that.. >_>
Why did you want us to know?
billiejoe1125
24-01-2007, 12:54 PM
Know About What?
Why Did u not eat Ur BeaNS TONIGHHHHTT???????>???
ratiasu
24-01-2007, 01:41 PM
So I wouldn't have to eat something even worse.
Why are you holding a habbo cola machine plushie?
danidop
25-01-2007, 06:12 AM
Because I Wanna
because you wanna? :o
Why didn't you ask for an excuse?
danielleXx
25-01-2007, 10:20 PM
Because I Already had One. :$
Why Didn't You Buy A Lama?
Because it kept staring at me.
Why are you online?
Steve-EFC
08-02-2007, 10:18 AM
Because I turned on my computer so my internet turned it on....
Why was you just thinking dirty just then?
BBQNerd
08-02-2007, 10:30 AM
Because I'm bringing sexyback
Why do look like a turtle everytime you think?
Isabel
08-02-2007, 01:59 PM
Because Im Not Hungry I Already Ate.
Why Arent You DOing Good In School!
Steve-EFC
08-02-2007, 10:22 PM
Because im not that clever Der!
Why do you watch England, when the paint was drying next door...JUST EXCITING!
Kokey
09-02-2007, 03:30 AM
Because it is a cultural tradition that has gone back many decades in my long-chain of immediate family, therefore there is no other option but to watch England play, as I simply refuse to have the breaking of family tradition on my conscience. ;)
Why can't you stop once you pop?
Steve-EFC
09-02-2007, 04:14 AM
Because the crisps go in my mouth, not me eating them Duh ;l
Why was you on the phone yesterday when you could've been requesting to habbohut?
Bango
09-02-2007, 01:16 PM
Because there almost always isn't anyone on the air.
Why don't you quit your bad habbits. :P
Because it is a cultural tradition that has gone back many decades in my long-chain of immediate family, therefore there is no other option but to watch England play, as I simply refuse to have the breaking of family tradition on my conscience.
Lol @ Kokey
BBQNerd
09-02-2007, 03:14 PM
because i can't tell the different between bad and good
Why do you always fart and acuse someone who sits or stands next to you
Kokey
10-02-2007, 10:57 AM
I do not have neither a backside or a voice box, therefore I can neither fart or accuse the person standing next to me. So this is an untrue statement that does in no way apply to me. :D
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Egg, because I made the egg first than made a chicken. All out of paper.
Why didn't you have your breakfast?
djtruefitt
10-02-2007, 11:33 AM
Lol because I had a heavy (drinking) night last night so got out of bed late and went straight to uni.
Why didnt you beat me to posting this?
Because I already posted before you.
Why are you evil? :o
BBQNerd
11-02-2007, 03:48 AM
becuase im a ninja
why do you pick your nose?
Bango
11-02-2007, 05:53 AM
Because I like to keep my nose clean.
Why won't you move out of your parents basement already?
Steve-EFC
11-02-2007, 05:57 AM
Cause I like the roof of the basement, Why else...also they'res a very strange object what moves across the room :D
Why did you laugh when Benitez said Everton were a small club, yet Everton beat Liverpool and Drew liverpool meaning 4/6 points this season Everton got?
BBQNerd
11-02-2007, 06:36 AM
becuase i was just trying to go along wiht everyone else instead of looking like an idiot
Why do you shave your tongue?
Steve-EFC
13-02-2007, 08:58 AM
Because the shaver was near by and I got dared to :(
Why do you like Pokemon when you're almost 16! You immature @@@@ :D
BBQNerd
13-02-2007, 09:19 AM
because psyduck is my body guard and will protect me from anything... I LOVE U PYSDUCK!
Why do you always try to steal stuff at 7 eleven and always get caught?
Rachel
13-02-2007, 12:31 PM
Cos' i like the Attention... The teddy bears look at me in that admiring kinda way!
(I dunno??)
Why did you name yourself Ralph and buy a feather hat??
BBQNerd
13-02-2007, 12:33 PM
becuase i wanted to look like an idiot for once, you know, my smartness blinds people! =]
why did you shoot tupac?
Isabel
14-02-2007, 10:14 AM
because he was a good rapper.
why did you go to school!
BBQNerd
14-02-2007, 12:56 PM
becuase im a nerd and i love school! school is mine! mwahaha!
Why do you like power rangers?
Isabel
14-02-2007, 03:23 PM
Because I Love The Colors They Wear ;]] Ahh Lol.
Why Were You Intrested In Music??
BBQNerd
15-02-2007, 12:39 AM
because i can sing and the first time when i heard s3x machine i started dancing like crazy, lol i put the 3 instead of the e becuase im not sure if its
appropiate to say =p
Why do you practice kissing yourself on the mirror?
I don't :)
Why do you go to the toilet and not flush it?
BBQNerd
15-02-2007, 08:56 AM
because im dirty xD
Why do you get angry when you get candy?
Becuase it's sugar free candy >:[
Why do you drink 10 cups of coffee everyday?
BBQNerd
15-02-2007, 11:03 AM
becuase i get very sleepy during the day and coffee is my house... i call it the Max House =p
Why are you so white and nerdy?
Bango
15-02-2007, 12:50 PM
Because I am who I am yo.
Why do you skip class?
BBQNerd
15-02-2007, 12:57 PM
becuase im so phet that it takes me 2 days to move from class to class =p
Why do you help people escape for jail and you hate criminals?
Isabel
15-02-2007, 07:58 PM
because they threatned me lol.
Why did you slap your friend!
BBQNerd
16-02-2007, 09:02 AM
becuase the first time when my friend let me hear "smack that" by akon, at first i thought he said, "slap that all on the floor" so i kept on slapping him untill he fell down, lol
Why do you watch tv, play game, do the laundry, and do the dishes at the same time?
I can't only got two arms :D
Why are you up so late/early
BBQNerd
16-02-2007, 11:36 AM
im up late because i have to watch the OC,its a must see thing, and im up so early because i have to go to school, and its a must do thing
Why did you wear baggy pants one day with no belt and in the hall ways at your school you started singing, "do ya pants hang low? does it wobble to da floor?" lol
Isabel
16-02-2007, 12:13 PM
Lol. Like That Song.
Because It Was A Contest For Best Voice.
Why Were You Singing A Song In The Bathroom
BBQNerd
16-02-2007, 12:47 PM
becuase it makes me relax when i try to let the demon out of my butt lol
why did you go on american idol just to stick your middle finger up at simon and left right after?
billiejoe1125
16-02-2007, 01:16 PM
Its Fun
Why Did You run Out Of Ink For Your all New Lexmark 3 in 1 printer?
BBQNerd
16-02-2007, 01:54 PM
becuase i like to drink ink
why is a hippo's butt tighter than you face?
Isabel
16-02-2007, 07:48 PM
Because He Ate Too Much.
Why Did The Doggy Say Ruff To You?
What Doggy? :S
Why did I just say :S ?
djtruefitt
17-02-2007, 08:58 AM
because you are confused.
Why arnt you outside playing with your friends?
BBQNerd
17-02-2007, 09:00 AM
becuase im a loser =p
why dont you spend more time making funny videos and putting it on youtube?
Jioey
25-02-2007, 03:12 PM
Because I'm on dial-up so it's too slow B)
Why haven't you join the trend?
What trend?:S
Why does Jo have dial-up?
BBQNerd
26-02-2007, 02:14 PM
i dont know and i dont care
why do you make things so constipated? *coughs* complicated, excuse me
Jioey
26-02-2007, 02:23 PM
Because the toilet chain broke :(
Why are you always on the other end of the line?
BBQNerd
26-02-2007, 02:31 PM
becuase im a retarded bunny
why do you always get the last laugh?
Jioey
26-02-2007, 10:11 PM
Because I'm slow.
Have you got your WalkEars yet?
No because they're crap =D
Why do you eat so much everyday? =O
Jioey
27-02-2007, 02:21 AM
Because I like to be healthy
Why do you follow me when I'm out?
I can't, I dunno where you live =D
Why do you stay in bed until 4pm?
Jioey
27-02-2007, 02:34 AM
I don't! I never sleep :p
Aren't you meant to be in school?
No teacher training day
Why aren't you in school?
Jioey
27-02-2007, 05:54 AM
I don't go to school :)
>;O
Why am I sat with a light on?
BBQNerd
27-02-2007, 09:16 AM
because you didn't know what you were doing
why do you stutter everytime you get in trouble?
Jioey
27-02-2007, 11:35 AM
Because.. ermm.. but like.. well.. I don't know :(
Why do you always hide the evidence?
BBQNerd
27-02-2007, 12:02 PM
because the truth is the truth but we always find a way to lie and hide it
why do you spend all day playing pinball?
Jioey
27-02-2007, 12:06 PM
Because I love pinning balls.
Why did you want my number?
BBQNerd
27-02-2007, 12:11 PM
because im a "when a stranger calls"
why do you dress up as a ninja and stealth people in public?
Jioey
27-02-2007, 12:19 PM
Because I like to be quick on my toes.
Who do you eat pizza like the turtles?
BBQNerd
28-02-2007, 09:14 AM
because i know what it feels like to be a poor bald headed turtle =[
why do you have 7 fingers?
billiejoe1125
14-03-2007, 12:06 PM
Because I Took Away Three
Why Are We Playing This Game?
jra32
20-03-2007, 06:54 AM
because my mommy told me too!
Why did ur mommy tell u to?
Lady-MiWi
20-03-2007, 07:43 AM
she didn't
Why did you think she did?
Jioey
20-03-2007, 11:49 PM
I have no idea.
What are you doing now?
Lady-MiWi
21-03-2007, 08:13 AM
I'm just shaking my hips
Do you love Shakira music?
Jioey
21-03-2007, 10:05 AM
No it hurts my ears.
Aren't we going off topic here?
WHY DID YOU EAT MY COOKIES?
Lady-MiWi
21-03-2007, 11:08 AM
I didn't, it was Agesilaus
Why would he be so mean?
Because I'm Evil!
Mwahahahahhahaha
Ahh, I'm over it...
Why did I see you looking in that cookie jar?!
Lady-MiWi
21-03-2007, 11:37 AM
:O You didn't! *sneaky eyes*
How many of what did I take, if you saw me :o?
billiejoe1125
23-03-2007, 01:42 PM
I have No Idea of What You Just Said
Why Did You Make No Sense Of The last Thing You Just Said?
Jioey
23-03-2007, 11:58 PM
I didn't I don't have a lisp!
Why won't you buy me a new car or PS3?
billiejoe1125
24-03-2007, 08:27 AM
Because I Dont Know Who You Are
Why Did You Give Me The Phone Number For The JR Ticats?
(THANKS! I LOVE WHOEVER TOLD ME THAT!)
BBQNerd
24-03-2007, 10:42 AM
because i wanted to make you happy =]
Why are you always talking about barbie dolls?
billiejoe1125
24-03-2007, 11:11 AM
Hee Hee Its Disturbingly Fun To Play With Lol
Why U Use Coke Cans Eww Nasty Coke Cans
BBQNerd
27-03-2007, 08:26 AM
because i like kicking them around.
Why do you love school?
Lady-MiWi
27-03-2007, 08:54 AM
I love my education because it helps me persue my desired career :)
What's your favourite salad?
Jioey
28-03-2007, 01:52 AM
I don't like salad
Why didn't you come when I called?
BBQNerd
28-03-2007, 07:30 AM
because you spoke a different language
why did you ride the drop zone?
Lady-MiWi
28-03-2007, 07:32 AM
:o I didn't!
Why do you keep throwing false accussations at me :o?
Rachel
29-03-2007, 04:09 AM
Because i'm jealous of your pink dress...
Why did you drink milk from the bottle?
Cuz I couldn't be bothered to put some in a glass ;]
Why did you hack my habbo? [My habbo hasn't really been hacked]
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 06:24 AM
My donkey did it! Not me!
Do you like llama's?
'Cause my friend adopted a Llama and called him Dave ;]
Why do you love me :O
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 06:55 AM
You're just so irresistable :o LOL
Why do you keep sending me friend requests and beggin for my love?
I DON'T
DON'T LIE
ITS NOT NICE
Why dya wanna date meh ? :O
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 07:06 AM
:o Sorry, can't help myself! :p
Why are you watching The Oprah Winfrey Show with me?
I'm not ;]
Why did you just kis me? [ROFL IM BORED]
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 07:27 AM
:o You went 90% in for it, and it was my twin! xD LOL [[Refering to the movie Hitch]]
Why didn't you do the work I assigned you yesterday?
You're not my teacher ;]
Why did you ask to date me pink top on habbo UK :O
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 07:37 AM
I didn't, I rejected you! lol >: )
Why did I reject you?
Cuz you ran off with Luke ;[
Why didnt you go for me? I can cook better lamb chops than Luke!!
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 07:39 AM
:o But, Luke is my Aussie hunk :o!
Why do you want me so bad xD?
Lol, im bored
Why did ya reject me f/r like 5 million time ;[
Lady-MiWi
29-03-2007, 08:33 AM
Aww :D:D (L) I finally accepted it, that's what's most important, right? xD:D
Why did you steal my donkey?
BBQNerd
29-03-2007, 09:26 AM
because they are so much awesomnesser than horses
why do you sleep in a bathtub full of money?
Jioey
29-03-2007, 08:47 PM
Because I'm so rich and fabulous!! <_<
Why dod you paint your poor car pink?
I don't have a car but if I did, its cuz guys should get pink cars more >;] cuz guys wear pink shirts but never drive pink cars
why does Jo have small 'moobs' and Jique put it on Habbo :P
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