Riddles

[Carter]

Simple post some riddles.
When you answer one correctly you get to post a riddle.

Answer this question fast. Don't think about it.

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

[Mac]

Second. =)

What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

[Jioey]

1113213211 - I think? :)

[Mac]

Correct. =0

Know the pattern--or did you Google?

[Jioey]

I figured it out :D I think I've seen it before a long time ago :)

1 - 1
11 - One 1
21 - Two 1's
1211 - One 2 One 1
111221 - One 1 One 2 Two 1's
Etc. :)

Now it's my turn.. erm. Ok, try this one:

What word can you pronouce faster by adding a syllable to it?

[Mac]

Fast. Add a syllable to fast, creating faster.

What is broken every time it's spoken?

[Jioey]

Silence? :o Not sure

[Mac]

Ah, you're too good. >_>

[BBQNerd]

what has a mouth but can't chew on things?

[Jioey]

A river :p

I have 4 more for you but can't remember them fully so bare with me if I muck them up.

1) My car is parked outside of my house, but I can't get into either. Where am I parked?

2) What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?

3) A man dressed in scuba gear is laying dead in a field. The field is miles from any water, yet the man is wet. How did he get there?

4) A pilot is laying dead on the floor, and next to him lies an unopened package. What is in the package?

[&e]

I know number four at least Lol it's his parachute =D

[Jioey]

Correct. 3 left to figure :D

[Amanda]

I think I've heard the third one before.
There was a forest fire and the helicopter/plane thing drained water from a lake to take out the fire and the diver guy was taken with the water, so when the water was released, the diver guy fell and died.

[Jioey]

I think I've heard the third one before.
There was a forest fire and the helicopter/plane thing drained water from a lake to take out the fire and the diver guy was taken with the water, so when the water was released, the diver guy fell and died.

Or the sea.. Correct :D Well done!

[Michael]

Heard the Second one before ;]

Road Map

[Jioey]

Yup, well done :D

[Jesh]

I think I've heard the third one before.
There was a forest fire and the helicopter/plane thing drained water from a lake to take out the fire and the diver guy was taken with the water, so when the water was released, the diver guy fell and died.


...wow.

[J4M1E.]

Im dieng to know that car one lol :D

[Jioey]

It's the only one left of mine that people need to get now..

My car is parked outside of my house, but I can't get into either. Where am I parked?

It's a cracker this one, people kick themselves when they find out the answer! :p

[Mac]

On top of the roof?

[Jioey]

Nope :D Let me know if you want the answer otherwise I'll just assume that people are still trying to guess :p

[billiejoe1125]

The Door Is Locked? Lol Im Just Guessing

[Mark]

My car is parked outside of my house, but I can't get into either. Where am I parked?

It's parked on the drive, but your keys are inside the house, thus locking you out of your car and your house?

[billiejoe1125]

Ive Got One! (I Hope Its A riddle)

56 People Are Lying Down Drunk In A Concert Place, Wearing Shirts With Pictures Of A Mouth Sticking Its Tounge Out. What Band Was Playing?

[Mac]

The Rolling Stones.

[billiejoe1125]

That Mustove Been The Easiest Riddle Ever
Lol

[Jioey]

My car is parked outside of my house, but I can't get into either. Where am I parked?

Nobody seems to be able to get this one so I will give you the answer...


On a Monopoly board!


:D

[Luke]

My car is parked outside of my house, but I can't get into either. Where am I parked?
Nobody seems to be able to get this one so I will give you the answer...


On a Monopoly board!


:D

That sounds like the easiest riddle ever...
It was answered when it started!

[billiejoe1125]

ok ive Got One

A Girl Was Skippin In The Woods Wearing Red And Something Eats Her
What Is It?

[Jioey]

Big bad wolf xD

[Luke]

Jo does! :P

(sorry I'm not sure) =[

[billiejoe1125]

JOiey Got It



Whats The Meaning Of SpeakerPhones?(THE HARDEST ONE OF ALL!)

[&e]

Phones that speak?

[billiejoe1125]

CORRECT!
(Lol)

[&e]

Haha, that was easy, not hard o_O

[billiejoe1125]

I Got An Infractions For The Above Post
Dang It.

I have A Riddle
A Boy Was Walkin Down The Road, Singing Music.
He got Hit By A Train. Why Dident He Hear The Whistle Of The Train?

[&e]

Because he was deaf?

[billiejoe1125]

How Does He Memorise The Music?

[Jioey]

He knows piano chords for the song? lol I dunno xD

[billiejoe1125]

Senohpdaeh
Thats A Clue

[Jioey]

Headphones! :o

Poor guy :(

[billiejoe1125]

The Answere Is He Was Listenin TO His Mp3 Player, But It Was Pretty Much That So U Got It rite!

[Jesh]

Aren't the whistles of trains louder than a mp3 player?

[&e]

Yeah, it would be

[billiejoe1125]

kids Theys Days Put It To Da Maximum

Got Another Riddle.
Who's Phat G Wiz Elephant?

[&e]

YOU

>;l char limit

[billiejoe1125]

Correct!


WHO Dies When Water Comes?

[&e]

Everybody?

[billiejoe1125]

No People Can Swim.

[Jesh]

kids Theys Days Put It To Da Maximum


I'd think that the whistle would still be louder, unless the guy is deaf.

[Rachel]

Heres One:
1. I get wetter as I dry - What am I ? [ Easy ]

[Jioey]

A towel hehe :p

I can't actually think of any more. Used to have loads :(

[agifofo]

A farm has 100 crows in it, all of a sudden the farmer shoots towards the crows.
How many crows are left?

[&e]

Erm, none if he misses, but maybe one if he gets one?

[agifofo]

Yeh one
=]

[&e]

ooer, cool ;]

[agifofo]

k, this is a hard one.
How far can a dog with 3 legg's run into a forest?

[&e]

Er,
Until the forest ends?

[Jioey]

k, this is a hard one.
How far can a dog with 3 legg's run into a forest?

Half way because when he carries on he will be running out of the forest :D