The colour of the day is...

[Head Elf]

Green, and it shall stay green till Christmas. :)

[Conosaur]

how tall are you?

[Head Elf]

how tall are you?
Does that matter? I'm shorter than you most likely...

[J-Raviv]

Thats not the color of the day... Its the color of the season/holiday. :p

[kelly.]

Yes and when its Christmas it will change to red
thnx -z snap

[Mrs. Clause]

Now why on earth would you want an illiterate midget to run Christmas?!

[Head Elf]

Now why on earth would you want an illiterate midget to run Christmas?!
Go bake your cookies grandma..

[Santa Claus]

Go bake your cookies grandma..

Don't go insulting my girl!

[Mrs. Clause]

That's m'boy :)

[!!Rachel!!]

Go Head Elf this year :)

Sorry Santa :(

[Head Elf]

That's m'boy :)
You sound like his mother. Ha ha!

[Mrs. Clause]

You're just jealous that your significant other doesn't pay you any attention!

[Head Elf]

You're just jealous that your significant other doesn't pay you any attention!
Atleast my significant other is attractive...

[J-Raviv]

This is becoming annoying, lol.

[Head Elf]

This is becoming annoying, lol.
You're becoming quite annoying. And I'm using the term quite very loosely...

[J-Raviv]

Am I supposed to take offence to that?
I thought Elves constantly spreads holiday cheer.

[Mrs. Clause]

Atleast my significant other is attractive...

Cheap shots will get you no where.

[Santa Claus]

This is becoming annoying, lol.

See. You going to take orders from an Elf? Welcome to the demanding, ruthless culture of Elves, compared only to that of Sparta, in Ancient times. :)

[Mrs. Clause]

Am I supposed to take offence to that?
I thought Elves constantly spreads holiday cheer.

Not that elf.

[Head Elf]

Am I supposed to take offence to that?
I thought Elves constantly spreads holiday cheer.
The same way Santa is suppose to be a role model for children. Obesity is one of the most common health problems around the world thanks to this man. Sorry, this ain't the movies kid.

This is war atm. :)

[J-Raviv]

Did he flunk elfing school?

[Mrs. Clause]

No, Elves are just naturally horrible creatures, also slightly socially retarded.

[Head Elf]

Did he flunk elfing school?
Of course. Thats why I'm HEAD Elf...

/sarcasm

[J-Raviv]

And Head Elf, dont blame Santa, blame McDonalds. Kris eats only once a year!

[Santa Claus]

The same way Santa is suppose to be a role model for children. Obesity is one of the most common health problems around the world thanks to this man. Sorry, this ain't the movies kid.

This is war atm. :)

You continue to pull the 'fat' card. Grow up.

[Head Elf]

You continue to pull the 'fat' card. Grow up.
Grow up? Why?

Part of the Christmas spirit is letting your inner child be free. Something you've never experienced recently...

[Ry.]

Head elf is my boy!

[Jade.]

Santa ftw!

[DANNY]

Green, and it shall stay green till Christmas. :)

Green is my favourite colour, Head Elf. If I may say so, it is much better than that horrible red that Mr. Santa Clause seems to associate himself with.

I hope green is here to stay.


Now why on earth would you want an illiterate midget to run Christmas?!

Yes... you're totally right! I'm sure that he cannot read or write. What a smart comment you have made there.

I mean, he hasn't been replying to your posts (which requires the practice of both reading and writing) or anything similar that would give you the impression otherwise.

Why do people have to stoop so slow? Yet again, someone is criticizing another beings appearance; it really shows the type of person you are.


Cheap shots will get you no where.

Quite simply, my friend, you're a hypocrite.


Did he flunk elfing school?

Does he seem uneducated to you? No. He doesn't really come across as one who demonstrates a lack of education.


No, Elves are just naturally horrible creatures, also slightly socially retarded.

All you are doing here is spreading your filthy propaganda. None of that is fact.

How many elves do you know exactly? No, you cannot count the ones that you call "helpers", as you have enslaved them and do not know anything about them.

So what's the Final Solution, Mrs. and Mr. Clause?

[Jack.]

He may be short, but he's not short of reputation.

[Rae the Elf]

You're just jealous that your significant other doesn't pay you any attention!

Rae The Elf is here now. Well, we've been busy preparing for Christmas hi5 unlike some nasty people around here...