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What is James Blunt's brother called ??
Take nobody is gonna play
08-12-2005, 07:10 AM
I give it a 6/10...now my joke is a little long so bare with me -_-
A husband was in trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
10-12-2005, 10:33 AM
7/10 for ur joke
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel.
10-12-2005, 02:32 PM
There's a guy in the army and they want to kick him out but he wants money. They say that it has to be how long a part of your body is in cm's so for example my fingers would be 20 bucks or whatever so anyways he says from his knuckles to his middle finger nail. They measure and they say "My god where is your fingernail?" the army man says "In Vietnam!"
whats red and cant fit down a rabbit hole?
a fire engine
what begins with F and ends with UCK?
Fire Truck. Lol.
11-12-2005, 12:52 AM
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Don't ask, it's like my family's joke...shows how odd we are. :D
11-12-2005, 01:30 AM
what a fresh family
Whats brown and stiky?
A stick :D
11-12-2005, 03:37 AM
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Whats green, and travels at 150mph?
A bogey sledging down a mountain.
(Not good I know. Random joke book. :p)
11-12-2005, 05:14 AM
lol 6/10 ;)
whats pink and fluffy
11-12-2005, 06:20 AM
rofl. See HOW EASLY AMUSED I AM? Rofl. 10/10
Anyone can amuse me easlily.
i cant make up a joke for my life =]
[insert SUPERHILARIOUSLYFUNNY joke here]
12-12-2005, 09:41 AM
What do you call a bull who sleeps alot?
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
13-12-2005, 03:13 AM
lmao random ?!?! 8/10
how do you shoot a blue elephant?
with a blue elephant gun
how do you shoot a pink elephant?
grab it around the neck and choke it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't been invented yet. :p
13-12-2005, 08:23 AM
What do you call a noob called fred with 11 fingers and purple hair?
Why did the zombie cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop. :P
A man walks into a bar
Classic i know :)
17-12-2005, 04:25 AM
a classic 10/10
18-12-2005, 02:46 PM
No Joke So Therefore 0/0
Mines Not Really A Joke But Its Funny. (To Me) :D
Your Friend Jack is Stuck On A Horse. He Needs Help Getting Off. Would You Help Jack off the Horse For A Million Dollars (If You Didnt Get It the Joke Was Jackoff the horse.) Srry. Its Weird But Funny in its own Way :)
19-12-2005, 12:03 AM
There was a man on a navy ship who was demoted and busted to the worst levels...
It was July 21st
He kept saying "They can bust me, they can demote me but they cant get rid of my birthday"
He went to sleep Very happy
Just Bang-On midnight they crossed the date line,,,
When he woke up,
Its was July 23rd
26-12-2005, 05:48 PM
A few rabbits are being chased through the forest by a pack of hungry wolves. The rabbits dive under a bush for a rest. Panting, one spoke up, "Should we make a run for it or wait until we outnumber them?"
A blonde was sitting in the airplane waiting for it to depart. While she's waiting, a man sits beside her. To kill time, he said to her 'Wanna play a game?'
The blonde says 'Sure.'
He said that the game if like sharades. You give the other person clues and if they didn't get it, they lose. If the person guessing gets it, they get the money. To make it interesting, they added money. So if the other person didn't get it, they lost money.
The man went first.
Okay. I bet 100,000,000 for this one.'
The blonde agreed.
'What's black and white, and looks like an arss?'
The blonde took a while to think. While she was thinking, the man thought 'boy, I'm smart! This blonde is going to take forever and won't get it. So I get her money!'
The blonde said 'A zebra?'
He handed her the money in shame.
'I bet 200,000,000 for this.'
The man agreed.
'Ok, my turn! What's black and white, is 2354673540 feet tall, and isn't living?'
The man took 2 whole hours trying to think of what it was. He finally gave up and gave the blonde the money.The man said
'So what was it anyway?'
The blonde chuckled while she counted her money.
27-12-2005, 08:56 PM
o.o' 5/10 Maybe I'm thick lol...
Two politicians were hunting together and really thought they were on to something when they found some tracks. Unfortunatly, as they were following them, they were run over by a train.
4/10 - funny coz cruel.
there was an English men , Welsh , French man. They each bet that they can run down a hill & catch their watch and they all argee to the bet.
The English man throws his watch but *smash*:(
the Welsh man chucks his long & high but *smash*:(
However the French man chucks his watch high but while it's in the air the french man runs down the hill , gets his gf an engagement ring,gets a champaigne bottle & a pasty and he comes back and still catches his watch.
The english is gob smacked and asks how does he do it.
The French man replies
"My watch is an hour slow"
28-12-2005, 08:11 AM
An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. "For instance," he said, "some whales can communicate at a distance of 500 kilometres."
"What on Earth would one whale say to another 500 kilometres away?" someone asked.
"I'm not absolutely sure," answered the scientist, "but it sounds something like, 'Can you hear me now?'"
23-01-2006, 01:12 PM
XD LOLZOR! 9/10!
yea i know, im nuts. i made it up when i was 4 and it still makes me laugh. i drew a pic of it when i was 5! lol. XD
23-01-2006, 01:37 PM
didn't really understand it though :P lol
A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked her.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
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